bemyfiasco:

lvmrsmn:

Here Michael goes again, outdoing his brothers.

They looking at Mike like…”we ain’t practice this shit”
tayelchapo:

msdeonb:

thuginsince95:

She said it!!!!

Wellllllllll

…welp
thesoftghetto:

ohsobreezyjane:

foreverjacquees:

pinkcookiedimples:

LMAOOOOO

It’s been a long day for Taylor.

baby only got back… a loooooong one. 

She outchea shaped like a Twizzler
bxnjamxn:

2 SECONDS TO REBLOG COULD SAVE A LIFE
metrobussy:

whismical:

you stopped scrolling.


every FUCKING TIME

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

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Q: You love All girls except white girls 😞

prettyboyshyflizzy:

i aint say all that, i love errybody but as far as dating

i just love my black queens shawty but luckily there’s tons of lame self

hating black dudes out there for u, do a twitter search for terms such as

"eww darkskin"

"i hate natural hair"

"black girls are ghetto "

"i dont like black girls"

BUT WAIT THERE’S MOREE!!!!!!!

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critically acclaimed hits such as

"why don’t they wear weaves"

but they cant make up there mind so we also have

"why do they wear weaves"

"white girls winning"

and my personal favorite

"chance the rapper makes good music"

I wouldnt be a good salesmen if I didn’t show you the product so lets try it out

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lets try for another result

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ahhh here we go

found the first 3 potential bachelors for u

For the low low price of 3 installments of your pride and dignity

you can be well on your way to finding u a coon black dude who loves snowflakes

happy hunting

and dont forget to tell em flizzy sent ya for a whopping 30 percent off the suggested retail price

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WOW!! what a deal my heads gonna explode

GADZOOKS!!! 

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HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP THIS AMAZING OFFER

Its available for a limited only so call now

1(888)-whitegirlswinning

or

our toll free number 763-thatsmyniggatshirtshalfoff

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what are ya waiting for


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In history class…

onlyblackgirl:

"White people built america"

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"Columbus is a hero"

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"Manifest Destiny" 

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"Survival of the fittest" 

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"Slavery, segregation, some MLK & Rosa Parks happened, end of racism"

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"The Melting Pot" 

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"Land of the free/opportunity" 

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linrenzo:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill

THE CAPTION

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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